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Too weak with hunger to write Paris copy. Thinking about telling David to stuff it. Maybe you could use 'Send Me Things' to smuggle in some choccies. Have a go!

I have my suspicions that he may start on you next – something he said about the 'My Boyfriend' section and the notes he’s been taking about his own diet. At least the pizza's doing something for his libido... small mercies.
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David is most like:
Tarzan Indiana Jones Dr Livingstone, I presume

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